The Joy of Liverpool FC

You've got to be kidding

Oh, c'mon, the FA's taking the piss - were revenues not enough for the last round; things hard up with Sven going with loads of FA dosh in his back pocket; shurely shome mistake or a fix then to draw us against the scum in the next round of the cup.

Anyways, anyhows, despite their cunning plans, we shall overcome, after all we have God on our side (even if he is cup-tied, his spirit shall infuse us with grace and goals)

And to all the Scum fans who texted me, remind me which round of the Champions League you are in...oh that's right, you're not in any round

posted by Jonny @ 3:12 PM