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Owen to circumstances beyond..

Owen to circumstances beyond our control the authors of this blog couldn't give two sweet flying fucks about the ongoing tabloid Michael speculation. Listen you wee half pint striker. Either sign up or fuck off. You either want to play for the CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE or play for a team that can't score, play in the coldest part of Europe outside Trondheim and have dickhead Shearer as their spokesperson.

Michael, you betrayed us last season. If you want to heal that betrayal sign now or fuck off.

Rafa - if you sign the short-arsed one, keep Cissee and tell Morientes that he goes at Christmas.

Owen to circumstances beyond our control this post now ends

posted by Jonny @ 3:51 PM